Posted by: tukmol | April 28, 2008

Patawa ka tukmoL [5]

Pinoy Poem
Thing none knew see in die
Who bought, who bad
The hill key none taught see in die
Last fog see in die

Fog must done knew see who one
Thin knee tea gas sun
Cash sea see in die
Who bought, who bad
Bull ball money peace.

In knee love bus knee who one
Dean act money in die
Key knee league see who one
The hill be not tea knee in die
Knee love as son see who one
Be thin see in die!

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Romantic Acronyms
H.O.L.L.A.N.D
Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y.
I Trust And Love You.

L.I.B.Y.A.
Love Is Beautiful; You Also.

F.R.A.N.C.E.
Friendships Remain And Never Can End.

C.H.I.N.A.
Come Here.. I Need Affection.

B.U.R.M.A.
Between Us, Remember Me Always.

I.N.D.I.A.
I Nearly Died In Adoration.

K.E.N.Y.A.
Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.

C.A.N.A.D.A.
Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction

K.O.R.E.A.
Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.

E.G.Y.P.T.
Everything’s Great, You Pretty Thing!

R.U.S.S.I.A.
Romance Under the Sky & Stars is Intimate Always.

M.A.N.I.L.A.
May All Nights Inspire Love Always.

B.A.L.I.W.A.G.
Beauty And Love I Will Always Give.

M.A.L.A.B.O.N.
May A Lasting Affair Be Ours Now.

I.M.U.S.
I Miss U, Sweetheart.

P.A.S.I.G.
Please Always Say I’m Gorgeous.

C.E.B.U.
Change Everything… But Us.

P.E.R.U.
Porget Everyone… Remember Us.

P.A.R.A.N.A.Q.U.E.
Please Always Remain Adorable, Nice And Quiet Under Ecstacy.

T.O.N.D.O.
Tonight’s Our Night, Dearest One.

P.A.S.A.Y.
Pretty And Sexy Are You.

Y.E.M.E.N.
‘Yugyugan Every Morning, Every Night.

M.A.R.L.B.O.R.O.
Men Always Remember Love Because Of Romance Only.

J.A.P.A.N
Jump And Play All Night

P.H.I.L.I.P.P.I.N.E.S.
Pumping Hot.. I Love It! Please Please.. I Need Erotic
Stimulation!

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Sex in Español
What is sex in Español? “Vamos tumba la cama, entrada mi picoy tu fuerta, con atras abante; no pwersa pero sige rapido birada, cargada cemilya todo discarga..ole!!

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mag-69 tayo
BABAE: Honey, mag-69 tayo. LALAKE: Ano yon? B: Ituturo ko sa yo. (nakaposition na sila e napautot ng 4x si babae). L: Ayoko na !!! Di ko na kakayanin ang 65 pang utot!!

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ay! napahiya…
Biglang umulan ng malakas habang naglalakad si Alfred kaya’t nakisilong muna sya sa isang bahay. “Amang, mukhang gutom na gutom ho kayo, bakit di ho muna kayo kumain ng niluto kong kamote”, sabi kay alfred ng tinuluyan. Ayun nga, lumamon sya ng lumamon. *burp* , tunog nya. “Ito at tumila na ang ulan, maraming salamat sa lahat.” sabi ni Alfred. Malapit na sya ng bahay ng kanyang matanaw ang kanyang misis. “Honey, bakit ngayon ka lang?, eh hindi na nga bale, halika at meron akong surprise sa ‘yo”. Nilagyan ni misis ng blinfold si Alfred. “Hwag na hwag kang sisilip kahit anong mangyari, kungdi ay lagot ka sa akin!” Pumasok na silang dalawa sa loob at sinarado na ang pinto ng biglang nag-ring ang telepono. “O Honey, wait lang muna ha, sagutin ko tong phone, remember, hwag sisilip!” Naiwan na si Alfred pero biglang sumakit ang kanyang tyan, siguro ito ay dahil sa paglamon nya ng kamote. tinaas nya ang kanyang paa at doon nilabas ang masamang hangin, prrtttt….kasing amoy ng bagok na itlog. Pinaypayan nya ito para hindi maamoy ng kangyang misis. bratat tat tat tat tat tat….nautot na naman sya, kaya sige paypay na naman. sige lang at utot sya ng utot dahil di nya mapigilan. “bye” rinig nya galing sa boses ng kanyang misis, so pinigilan na nya ang pag-uutot. “hindi ka ba sumilip???” sambit ni misis.”hindi ah!, hinding hindi”. “okay then,mabuti naman” (si misis uli). “Buksan mo na ang blindfold mo” binuksan na nya, at nandoon nakabulagta ang sampung bisitang nakaupo sa paligid nya. “SURPRISE!!!!” sabi ni misis.


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